Kuroda ☮

• Period: You want cookies
• Period: You want to fuck
• Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
• Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
• Period: Kill them.
• Period: Kill them too.
• Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
• Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
• Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

basically me at school all day

• me: i hate all of you
• me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
• me: holy fuck walk faster
• me: get smarter idiot
• me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
• me: im so hungry

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

• BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
• Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
• BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
• Grandma: What?
• BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
• Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.